From the damn funny sig files:

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"My name is Luke Skywalker, you are my father, prepare to die."
"My name is Darth Vader, I am your father, prepare to die."
"My name is Oedipus, I killed my father and fucked my mother, I want to die."

Never to be outdone by:

"Are you frightened?"
"Yes."
"Not nearly frightened enough; I know what hunts you."
"What?"
"Fangirls. Lots of them. Oh, and nine ringwraiths, but I can take care of them."