This site is the personal archive of Dee's (cupiscent) Lord of the Rings real-person fanfic.

What does all that mean? That means that this site contains stories about the actors who starred in the (absolutely amazingly fabulous) movies of Lord of the Rings. Mostly, it features them doing the sort of things that get you thrown out of church. In short: real people having sex. Stories on this site cover the whole gamut of fanfic, from slash through gen to het (and various permutations along the way).

Disclaimer: All of the stories contained on this site are fiction. They are made up by the author. The events, emotions, thoughts, actions and interests described are not real. No suggestion, libel, insinuation, insult or offense is in any way intended. Once more: This is not true.

New fics: "Honest" - Viggo. Miranda. Orli - quirky.
Also: "Phoenix" - Karl/Orli - quirky. "Shut Up" - Bean/Viggo - smut.