Hehe :)

I had a MySpace for about five minutes, and try as I might, I couldn't figure out how to make it look like something that wouldn't sear my eyeballs. I found the delete button first.

I wouldn't say emo kids are smarter than us, I would say we're painfully oldskool (in *my* day, sonny, we made our websites with notepad, uphill in the snow, both ways)
 

*sigh*

okay.

You had Notepad? Luxury. In my day we had to use solar radiation.