Excuse me while I scream and rant incoherently for a bit. I'm in a bad mood and am being completely needlessly and overly harsh. Please ignore. Or at least beware.

Fuck people who can't write good taut narrative to save themselves, but insist on swirling dramatically around the point for fifteen convoluted, purple-prosed sentences.

Fuck people who dither about stupid little points of people they probably wouldn't even like if they met in real life. And insist on spelling their names differently anyway.

Fuck people who don't live up to my expectations of them for no reason other than they like it better the easy way.

And fuck me for being such a complete and utter childish tantrum-throwing bitch about it all. Get over it!

End. You can come out now.

I need a life. Then I could stop being so annoyed about the internet.