dee - viscerate.com

GIRL
Diana Evans
called Dee
since May 25th, 1980
terrorising inner-city Melbourne
consuming flat whites
producing words, hers and other people's
contact dee [at] viscerate [dot] com

SITE
viscerate.com
consisting of personal reflections
photography by Amy Q
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Saturday, November 03, 2001

I'm a chemist all by myself. I'm packing medication from four different people, plus the stuff I bought myself. Lemsip, Asproclear, Panadol, Nurofen, Hm's hard-core zombifying painkillers, Flu nighttime tablets, three different types of throat lozenges. Oh, and my prescription anti-biotics.

So far, none of it is working. My throat still feels like every swallow is sandpaper. My voice is now reduced to a bare croak, too phlegm-filled to even run a good sex line with.

But at least I got some sleep last night, which is better than the two preceeding nights, and hopefully this penicillin crap will kick it soon and start bringing my raging throat under control. Before I stop making jokes about decapitation being the best option and just start looking for the guillotine.

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Much thanks to the terrific Matt for letting me know how to get around my little php problem. Hopefully, now, the dotComments work. Let's see...

It works, it works! Hooray. Sorry, all old comments have fled. You'll all just have to comment lots again. (And no, gil, I did not do this purely because you corrected my spelling, and I maintain for many reasons that I was right anyway, but I'm not going to spell them out here because that would just be petty so nyer. Tee hee hee.)

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Friday, November 02, 2001

Fuck. It goes like this: BlogBack updates. All my old comments are lost unless I go through one at a time and convert them. I might just do that. But I'm not going to live through this again. So I decide to install dotComments. But then I remember that it needs to be .php for that, and my server doesn't automatically load index.php, for some bizarre reason. So I pause. I vaguely contemplate going looking for .cgi comments of some description. I am too sick to do this.

I'm going to convert the old comments. Muy.

Well, the most recent, anyway. Sorry to the old comment-leavers. It's not that I don't value you, it's just that I raise apathy to an artform.

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Thursday, November 01, 2001

I like the way FreeCell says: "There are no more legal moves." Like, there are lots and lots of illegal ones, but we're the Card Police, and you're not going to J-Walk right in front of us, are you?

Funniest thing seen all week: Picture of Kim Beazley, the terrifying Leader of the Opposition (terrifying because he might be Prime Minister this time next month) on TV. The television channel's code in the bottom left has been truncated, so that all that is there is a great big "bs". Couldn't have said it better myself. I want that picture. I want it framed and on my door.

Finally, a huge big best wishes and good luck to everyone participating in NaNoWriMo. You all rock, and I am entirely envious. You go, girls and boys. (Shauny, if you need moral support, drop me a line. That goes for just about anyone, actually. I'll only be able to give physical moral support if you're in Canberra, but if you don't mind etheral moral support, drop me a line anyway.)

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Wednesday, October 31, 2001

Fever dreams are weird. I should probably write them down, such a wealth of possibilities. But that would require focussing, and that just isn't working at the moment.

My throat is just a big ball of ouch. My head is stuffed with cotton wool. Coughing is bad, because it scrapes my throat raw and makes my head ring like a bell. That, of course, doesn't mean I'm not doing it every ten minutes. Sneezing is an adventure. I'm going through tissues at an alarming rate.

Remember how gross-out Dee gets when she gets sick? Welcome back.

Tonight is Halloween, and J2 has gone to a lot of trouble to organise a party of the (hopefully) uber-gothic persuasion. He's certainly going to town. I'd feel bad if I didn't go. Like I'd let him down. So I'll make an appearance, emblackened and all, but just a short one. Then it's back here, and into bed.

Doctor's appointment tomorrow. Hurrah.

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Ry is a real worry...

See
The Prime Number... uh... producing Bear. Courtesy of Ry.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2001

I am sicker than thou. I am some sort of guardian angel of the flu. I feel awful.

Woke up diseased. Cursed everything. But it's just got worse during the day, and I'm really annoyed. In a pathetic, droopy sort of way. I can't afford to be sick now, not with so much work to do in the next two weeks. Why couldn't this have waited two weeks, and then I'd have all the time in the world to be sick.

Blah. Meep. Muy. I wanna go back to bed. I'm going back to bed. G'night, folks.

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Ugg: Where are you going next year?
Me: Oh, I'm staying here. I'm going to be anti-social and irresponsible and all those things you can be when you're not a tutor.
Ugg: You're staying?? Hang on... won't that make you a fifth year?
Me: Yep. I'll be the only one.
Ugg: So, you going to fuck the system?
Me: I may give it a gentle grope now and then.

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Monday, October 29, 2001

There's a very cool exchange student from America/Canada and she's cool because she just cut my hair and it's cool! (See what hanging out with North Americans does to my vocabulary?) Short, except for two long bits framing my face. It looks like comics Storm. Or Tabitha from Boy Meets Boy. My longer bits are shorter than either of them, but they'll grow. That's what hair does, right?

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Jesus fuck! They have gone and made one of the most irresponsible, least approachable, most obnoxious, least respectful and generally fucking moronic gits in college a goddamn tutor.

(Jett, you say I don't swear enough any more? That's just because I haven't had anything good to rant about for ages.)

Why, WHY in God's name, would you make tutor a nitwit who doesn't respect others. Doesn't respect them, their property, their privacy, their space. The sodding bastard thinks nothing of just wandering into someone's room if they're not there and borrowing something. You're going to give him a motherfucking masterkey?? You fuckwits!

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Now that I have vented this, I'm off to write a much more eloquent, erudite and hopefully persuasive letter to the (not-much)esteemed principle of this establishment, begging him to regain his sanity and rethink this fucking stupid decision.

Oh, but at least they gave a tutorship to Je. So obviously they had one moment of clarity within their morass of idiocy.

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Sunday, October 28, 2001

Because Shauny has really good ideas a lot of the time, and today I'm stuck for things to blog about: Things that scared me as a child:

1. The concept of things under my bed. I think this stemmed from an episode of Doctor Who (why were kids ever allowed to watch that?) involving giant maggots. I always leapt into my bed from halfway across the room, and lay in the perfect middle, afraid they would reach around the sides and get me.
2. Showers. That came from watching IT at too young an age. (Me and watching things, I dunno...) I would shower with my face-washer over the drain hole. I flooded the bathroom three times before my mother made me stop.
3. Sulpher-crested cockatoos. I got bitten by one as a young child. It hurt. Now, I just hate the pernicious motherfuckers.
4. Brussel Sprouts. Someone told me they had cyanide in them, and for a while I was convinced my mother was trying to kill me.
5. Cockroaches. Some things you just never get over, I guess.

I'm not really as interesting as Shauny. Oh well, I can try.

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I can't figure out if my pants have somehow got bigger, or if I just woke up thin this morning. I seem to be showing a highly unhealthy amount of midriff. I didn't even know it went down that far.

Today in brief: too much reading of novel. It is now finished. Third book by Jennifer Fallon - Harshini, it's called. Highly readable. Immensely readable. Not brilliant. Before this novel I wouldn't even have said very good. This concluding volume to the trilogy was, I think, better than the preceding too. Everything matured, came to fruition. It was more considered, I think, and much more interesting for it. Not counting, of course, the errors where the minutiae of expression had been overlooked in the rush to get it to the publishers. But for once the relations sorting themselves out in a non-linear fashion really, really worked for me. I felt immense satisfaction. Job well-done there, Ms Fallon. Plus the growth of R'Shiel was excellent.

More about today: Daylight saving. Stupid bloody idea. I needed that hour. Of course, I get in back in March, April, whenever, but who needs a fucking hour in March? Honestly.

In conclusion: Fnord.

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