Past few days: training for being a college tutor (or RA as I think they're commonly called). First Aid - that was fun. No mouth-to-mouth unless strictly necessary, and I will check your breathing first, boys. Teaching techniques - informative and useful. Taught me how to write a better essay, that's for sure. Counselling - bloody boring. But at the same time, potentially useful. After that, I almost faint from lack of blood sugar. Stunning turnaround with the advent of dinner.
And that's it. Long days, short nights, lots of work and not enough sleep. Plans for decorating the floor. It will be a bonding experience.
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You think I did what? Now, I'm caught somewhere between anger at this slight of my reputation, and a faint thrill of 'I wish'. Yeah, I admit it, James Hetfield does it for me. Just a little. The boyish chuckle I've mentioned before at the end of '- Human'. A growly tendency. And, of course, the lead-singer thing. It's much like leading a cult. Krisma, buckets of it (2 points). The same reason Till Lindemann does it for me. A performer. It's a good aphrodisiac.
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Monday, February 12, 2001
Hey, morons! If you're looking for vicious dog pictures it might be a good idea to realise that vicious has another 'i' in it. Of course, if you're looking for that sort of thing, you're probably too moronic to realise that you're spelling it wrong.
(Meanwhile, you people who want to eviscerate an ewok are just plain sick. I can't think of anything less appetising than a pile of ewok guts. And it would take weeks to get the stains off the carpet.)
Anyone else I should be bagging out here? Just to complete the rounds? Oh yeah, I don't have any picture of naked swimmers - Hackett or Thorpe - so look somewhere else for your vicarious thrills. I still think that one's Shauny, though. ;-)
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