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GIRL
Diana Evans
called Dee
since May 25th, 1980
terrorising inner-city Melbourne
consuming flat whites
producing words, hers and other people's
contact dee [at] viscerate [dot] com

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consisting of personal reflections
photography by Amy Q
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Thursday, February 08, 2001

Hooray for band-wagonage. I know everyone is just dying to see what sort of random poetry this page can generate. Click the link to see some, or just read the one below which is what it generated for me.
the vein. We near
by the first beat
of a hour in the world according
to
be dragged bodily from the
streets of
secret documents they do our train. once again, is
a experience.An
interesting gimp
set it working
while Je picks up early
tomorrow and sex shops. It continues with red
lazer sight and two is officially the
mosh pit because you Suck
by
banks of my roots
bright scarlet.

I'm quite impressed. A strong start, I think, but it trails off a little towards the end. I'm going to play with this for a while, I think.

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Woohoo! This is officially the placed to come if you're looking for fucked up shit. Because you know, that's what I specialise in, man.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2001

Quote: "The wedgie is in the arse of the beholder." ~ A

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Monday, February 05, 2001

Random giggle of the day:
"How do you tip a cow?"
"10% off the top, 15 if it's good service."

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Notes:
  1. Prudish mainstream audiences don't fully appreciate the giggling experience that is Preaching to the Perverted. Don't try, you'll just wind up with people thinking you're some sort of demented weirdo. And we can't let the truth get out like that.
  2. My archives appeared to be feeling demented again. I plan to ignore them and see if they will go away.
  3. Americans who tip are cool. Americans who whinge are not. Americans who eat all the eggs at breakfast before 8:30 are really not. Remember this for future reference.
  4. And WTF is with Red Bull and Vodka? I mean, honestly!
  5. That Google search box is disappearing. But I made the $15 aim. Thanks to everyone who helped me. (I'd also like to thank the Academy...)
  6. The Goth night last week went off in a serious fashion. We took a dozen or so extras with us, and the organisers were very happy. The music was great, including one memorable ditty called "You Suck" by someone called Consolidated. It had a very catchy tune, but once we started listening to the lyrics, we couldn't stop giggling. The song is about... well, cunnilingus. It's frank, funny and very, very sassy. If Salt 'n' Pepa had half the attitude this group does, they'd still have five times as much as they do now.

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